me during the summer: is today wednesday or sunday
When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes
(Source: vaspim2k13)
Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname “Dragon of the West”?
Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”
me: it’s a long story
person: i have time!
(Source: the-truth-talks)


